Quotes: George Carlin

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
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“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
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“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little”
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George Carlin